You look to see if anyone’s online.
As per usual, most of your friends are either offline or idle.
You sit and wait for them to come online
as per usual.
You look at the trollian and see that Hervay is online!
AG: BONG! BONG! WhAt’s up? BONG! BONG!
Oh! It’s AG!
US: HiAG!I’mgettingchattedupbythis…weirdo…
You’re referring to your chat with KD;
“US: !
US: H-Hi!
KD: oh uh h3llo
US: Whydoyouseemsosuprised?
US: Iwastheonewhojustgottrolled!
KD: oh you 4r3 4 f3llow-w blu3 blood!
US: Yeah…?
KD: norm4ly i only g3t to t4lk to trolls-s of 4 low-w3r blood
US: Reallynow?
US: Why’sthat?
KD: im not r34lly s-sur3…
KD: but im g3tting low-w on th3 high3r blood l3v3ls-s in my coll3ction…
US: “collection”?
KD: i coll3ct blood
KD: for my movi3s-s i m4k3
US: O-Oh.
US: That’scool.
KD: do you lik3 horror movi3s-s?
KD: th3y 4r3 th3 FUCKing bomb!
KD: h4h4
US: N-notmostofthetime
US: IusuallyhavetohavesomeonewithmewhileIwatchthem
US: soIdon’thaveaseizure.
US: anddie.
KD: oh s-sucks-s for you…
KD: im gl4d i dont di3 w-wh3n i w-w4tch th3m
US: Yeah.
US: Dyingisn’tfun.
KD: b3c4us-s3 th3n i couldnt 3njoy it w-wh3n oth3rs-s di3
US: That’s…alittlescary.
KD: uh y34h… i gu3s-ss-s im kind of s-sc4ry
KD: th4ts-s p-prob4bly w-why only low-w bloods-s t4lk to m3 now-w th4t i think 4bout it
KD: th3y 4r3 too dumb to r34liz3 im gonn4 h4rv3s-st th3ir blood h4h4h4
US: That’snotnice!
US: Alotoflowerbloodsaremyfriends!
US: Likeferrin!
KD: w-w3ll i h4v3 low-w blood fri3nds-s
KD: but i s-still n33d to g3t my blood from s-som3w-wh3r3!
KD: it do3s-snt FUCKing r4in dow-wn on m3
US: That’dbeawkwardifitdid.
KD: i h4v3 to g3t it from trolls-s dip-p s-SHIT
KD: i w-would lov3 it if it w-would r4in3d blood!
KD: th4t s-sounds-s 4m4zing!
KD: h4h4h4h4h4h4
US: You’re…
US: Reallyscary:C
KD: y34h w-w3ll your3 r34lly FUCKing dumb!!!
KD: >:[
US: Hey!
US: That’sreallynotnice!
US: You…
US: Youass!
KD: h4h4h4
KD: oh th4t hurt s-soooooooo b4d!
US: You…
KD: im crying
KD: you m4kd3 m3 cry
US: Murderousshitstealingassfuckingdicksuckingbitchcuntdickfacesunnuvabitchasstitsuckingnookfondler!
US: >:C
KD: th4t w-would h4v3 b33n 4 good burn but
KD: you dont us-s3 SPACES s-so i c4nt 3v3n FUCKing READ th3 s-SHIT!!!!
US: Excusemeforbeingconstantlywatcheduponbymyneighbor
US: makingmeEXTREMELYNERVOUS.
US: ALLTHETIME.
US: Ican’tstoptalkinglikethisbecausespacingtakesuptoomuchtimethatcouldbespentwatchingoutmywindowforBULLETSANDARTILLERYCOMINGATMYHIVE.
KD: it m4k3 you n3rvous-s w-wh3n p-p3op-pl3 w-w4tch you huh?
KD: i ct4n t3ll
KD: im w-w4tching you flip-p s-SHIT 4t ys-sour comp-put3r 4s-s w-w3 s-sp-p34k
KD: im w-w4tching you too
KD: h4h4h4
KD: >:]
US: H-hey!
US: Cutitthefuckout!
KD: cut w-wh4t out?
KD: m4yb3….
KD: you h34rt?!
KD: h4h4h4
KD: ill cut your h34rt you 4nd th3r3 w-will b3 FUCKing blood 3v3ryw-wh3r3!!!
US: Y-you’resocreepy!
US: I’mleaving
US: Bye,Iguess.”
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anaidytrid reblogged this from unblinkingselachimorph and added:
AG: BONG! BONG! NO nOt Anything LikE thAt. Just hAvE sOmEOnE tO mAkE sURE yOu DOn’t kiLL EAch OthER. I cOuLD DO it....
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unblinkingselachimorph reblogged this from anaidytrid and added:
US: W-what?Ialreadyhaveamatesprit,ifthat’swhatyourgettingat…
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